So called to the astonishing amount of hair on his neck (obviously) despite being clean shaven everywhere else (well, on his face anyway, I can't comment on the rest of his body. I don't want to think about it either given that like most of my customers he's a coffin dodger. Hmm, naked and shaved old men. Wow, they give me the right raging horn). The pirate part of the nickname is partly cos he's missing a finger (OK, it's not quite a peg-leg but it's close) but mostly cos Neckbeard the Pirate sounds cool.
Also, he's got a parrot, says "Arrrr" frequently and immediately buries his pension on a desert island once he's got it *.
*this sentence may contain lies.
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