Regulars - Annoying old priest

The regular annoying forgetful priest is making his presence felt. He was in here with his usual request for a telephone directory. However, it's getting more urgent. Instead of just asking where he can get a phone book from ("try calling BT" is the usual reply). He said it was important that he got a phone book because "I'm a member of the clergy!!!" Try asking God then.

My Scottish colleague has started to have a little game with him recently. As the priest invariably asks where in Scotland he's from and what clan he's a member of, my colleague has started changing his answer every time. So far he's been from Glasgow, Edinburgh, The Outer Hebrides and a few others. He's also been from the Stewart clan ,the McTavishes, The MacDougals and the McDonalds (He's loving it).

It still doesn't make his visits here much less painful but it's a help.