Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Nice weather quandry

Just a quickie.

I'm torn.

I can't decide whether my favourite thing about nice weather is.

Is it the fact that more people will come in here and buy stuff thus making me more money?

Or

Is it that attractive ladies will over-estimate just how warm it is and dress in very little?

I like money a lot. I also enjoy looking at pretty ladies who aren't wearing quite enough. But which is best?

There's only one way to find out....


FIGHT!!!!!

Actually, it's gotta be the boobies. As my old English teacher used to say, if you're going to be an old man then a dirty old man is the best kind of old man to be.

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