Stupid things that people say.

This is the first in, no doubt, a long series of stupid things which people say to me all the fucking time.


"Can I have some stamps please?"

Of course you can you moron, this is a fucking Post Office. What did you think we sell? Secondly, can you be a little bit more vague? How many stamps? What sort? Please don't make me winkle out each detail one at a time. Also, if you commit the cardinal sin and say "Whatever," you're gonna get a book of 100 1st class stamps. Why? Cos I make a load on the commission.

Pricks.