A customer made us all laugh today (when he'd gone of course). A smelly gypsy came in to cash his giro cheque.
"I'm sorry about the shaky signature, too much medication."
Too much no booze more like. Also, why the need to apologise for a shitty signature? Some of the other gypsies don't seem embarressed by not being able to write very well on their cheques. One of them can't even manage a tick. Too much information from a customer usually means one of two things.
1. They're old and feel the need to tell you their life story.
2. They're up to something iffy.
In this case, he must have not wanted to give away the fact that he's off to spend his benefit money on sweet, sweet booze.
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