Wednesday, 22 October 2008

NEWSFLASH - Most boring stamp collector ever discovered!!!!

Stamps collectors are pretty dull people. However, you can kind of see the appeal if you've nothing better to do.

Personally, I don't really see the point of collecting stuff arbitrarily just so you know that you own it.

Picture stamps are borderline worth collecting as they might go up in value a bit. Unlikely though.

Normal stamps are dull to look at and not worth shit (except the face value of course).

We've just had someone in who was looking for a 5p stamp with the tear-off edges still intact AND showing an April 2007 printing date. We've probably got some in the safe but there's no way I'm waiting for the safe to open, going to the effort of getting them out of the safe, checking our stash of 5p stamps and then buggering up our system for counting our stamp stocks just so some twat can go home and wank himself senseless just he's now got the complete set of 5p stamps. I'd make a profit of fractions of a penny even assuming that our stamps are good enough.

Seriously though get a fucking life. When did you last have sex?

Dullard.

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