Stupid things that people say.

"I did put the right number in."

This is often said just as some one's debit card transaction/cash withdrawal has just been refused due to the wrong PIN being entered. Obviously, model of tact and politeness that I am, I always say something along the lines of "well, it is easy to catch a number twice" or some such crap like that. What I'm really thinking is slightly different.

"No you didn't put the right number in. If you had, I'd be handing over your cash/receipt and saying goodbye instead. You may have put the right number in but you did it wrongly. You twat. I don't care how much whiny bleating is now going to come out of your cakehole, you got the number wrong and no amount of your pointless noise is going to change that. I'd much rather that you'd got the number right first time then you'd be buggering off instead of fucking whingeing at me and wasting valuable oxygen. Try your number again and then please FUCK OFF!!!"